Stupid Quotes - Page 4

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

A teacher sent the following note home with a six-year-old boy 'He is too stupid to learn.' That boy was Thomas A. Edison.

Why look for conspiracy when stupidity can explain so much

If anyone spends almost the whole day in reading...he gradually loses the capacity for thinking...This is the case with many learned persons; they have read themselves stupid

Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd is content to swallow every day.

The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.

Confusion is better than stupid conclusions. In confusion, there is still a possibility. In stupid conclusion, there is no possibility.

Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.

One of the most important reasons for studying history is that virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried before and proved disastrous before, time and again.

Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes from having a question for everything.

But would you kindly ponder this question: What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows disappeared? After all, shadows are cast by things and people. Here is the shadow of my sword. But shadows also come from trees and living beings. Do you want to strip the earth of all trees and living things just because of your fantasy of enjoying naked light? You're stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

The game of speculation is the most uniformly fascinating game in the world. But it is not a game for the stupid, the mentally lazy, the person of inferior emotional balance, or the get-rich-quick adventurer. They will die poor.

Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.

Purple lipstick? Naw, that looks stupid on all girls!

I don't want to see anyone. I lie in the bedroom with the curtains drawn and nothingness washing over me like a sluggish wave. Whatever is happening to me is my own fault. I have done something wrong, something so huge I can't even see it, something that's drowning me. I am inadequate and stupid, without worth. I might as well be dead.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.

The biggest things in life have been achieved by people who, at the start, we would have judged crazy. And yet if they had not had these crazy ideas the world would have been more stupid.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

Claiming certainty without corroborating evidence is stupid.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.