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Stupid Quotes - Page 8

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

"Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could "Capsize" After Marine Buildup". www.cbsnews.com. April 1, 2010.

When happiness points in one direction while wisdom, truth, integrity, and common sense point in another, that's when really smart people start doing really stupid things.

Andy Stanley (2011). “The Principle of the Path: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Want to Be”, p.59, Thomas Nelson Inc

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

"Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank 'would have been a belieber'" by Alan Duke, www.cnn.com. April 16, 2013.

He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dulness in others.

James Boswell, Samuel Johnson (1859). “The Life of Samuel Johnson”, p.127

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

Interview with Ashleigh Banfield on ABC's "Good Morning America", March 17, 2011.