Tick Quotes - Page 2

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.

The faith to step out is worthless without the faithfulness to stick it out.

The sticker has no meaning, but exists only to cause people to react, to contemplate and search for meaning.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

There ain't no ticks like poly-ticks. Bloodsuckers all.

Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac.

When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises, like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking, it drives me completely insane

I don't see a lot of films. I'm quite choosy, but there's certain films that stick out.

I live by a man's code, designed to fit a man's world, yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job is to choose the right shade of lipstick.

If you really serious ’bout helpin’ somebody, crawl down in the ditch with ’em, bandage up their wounds, and stick with ’em until they is strong enough to crawl up on your back and get out

If You want a man to notice you, just wear red lipstick

Time management is an oxymoron. Time is beyond our control, and the clock keeps ticking regardless of how we lead our lives. Priority management is the answer to maximizing the time we have.

I make my pictures for what Hollywood spends on lipstick.

Do men have a biological clock? I feel like I do. Something is definitely ticking!

It doesn't matter to me what is going on today because my music encompasses every kind of mood that exists in human beings. That's my stick.

You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.

Faith for my deliverance is not faith in God. Faith means, whether I am visibly delivered or not, I will stick to my belief that God is love.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack.

I might have practiced stick-handling with my head up a bit more.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

The world was like a huge red carpet out ahead of me to be walked on. And it stretched on and on, no end.