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You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Rodney Dangerfield
Mouths, Ugly, Sticks
"Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.