Underwear Quotes - Page 4

When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting!

Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs.

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.

In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport.

A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.

One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else

When I sit down to write, which is the essential moment in my life, I am completely alone. Whenever I write a book, I accumulate a lot of documentation. That background material is the most intimate part of my private life. It's a little embarrassing - like being seen in your underwear It's like the way magicians never tell others how they make a dove come out of a hat.

G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.

I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important than having clean underwear.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.

I swear, I wanna be your underwear.

I do have a lucky pair of underwear.

She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.

I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.