Underwear Quotes - Page 2

Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear.

Im too hung for womens underwear.

I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.

Underwear is such an emotional thing.

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20 bill? First of all, the idea that Bill Gates has an old coat is preposterous. If he has an old coat, it's the coat Abe Lincoln was shot in and he wears it as a bathrobe - no underwear by the way. He lets his billionaire balls swing willy-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator. That's your 1%.

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.

Who hasn't danced in their underwear?

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.

Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.

You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible but it is there all the time. It is the same with concepts. They are there. They underlie practical things we do- even when we are not conscious of them.

Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young American with no head at all?

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.