Underwear Quotes - Page 3

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

Operating systems are like underwear — nobody really wants to look at them.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

That tag - underwear model - I just can't get rid of it. And it's such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It's like I never modelled clothes.

I can't possibly get into your knickers.

Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.

I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.

I always listen to NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra.

Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

People were floored when they saw that the underwear bomber, after less than 50 minutes of interrogation, was given the rights, privileges, and immunities of an American citizen under the Constitution.

As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for a minute?" "What for?" "Just - I need a few things." He looked irritated, but pulled into a metered space. "We don't really have time to go shopping." I glared at him."yeah, excuse me for being so frivolous. You have your suitcase all packed already; I dont even have clean underwear.I'll be right back.

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.

Sexual underwear is tacky.

I love Superman. I'm a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear.

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?

What's this about flashing underwear?" says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in.

Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics.

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.