Wife Quotes - Page 2

I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]

Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

You know how everyone felt like they were the favorite person of Rasulallah salAllahu 'alayhi wa sallam? We need to bring that sunnah into our homes. When we speak to our mother, she should feel that she's the most loved person in our life. When we speak to our wife, she should also get the same feeling. Before we try to change the world, let's bring balance in our homes.

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche. Let them eat cake. On being told that her people had no bread. Attributed to Marie-Antoinette, but remark is much older. Rousseau refers in his Confessions, 1740, to a similar remark, as a well-known saying. Others attribute the remark to the wife of Louis XIV.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

Happy wife, happy life.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment.

It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no fish, you have nothing. Money is a 'nothing' thing.

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !

Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in outraging their wives and daughters.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

I saw him playing on television and was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I felt that this player is playing with a style similar to mine, and she looked at him on Television and said yes, there is a similarity between the two...his compactness, technique, stroke production - it all seemed to gel!

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.

Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour's wife over the garden fence.