Wife Quotes - Page 3

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement

Everything, husband, wife, or even the body, is only illusory. These are all shackles of illusion. Unless you can free yourself from these bondages, you will never be able to go to the other shore of the world.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.

We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess.

As a woman you are better off in life earning your own money. You couldn't prevent your husband from leaving you or taking another wife, but you could have some of your dignity if you didn't have to beg him for financial support.

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost

A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.

My wife is so hot so I don't care it I lose every stage of the 2015 Tour to Kittle. Yea, he's got cool hair but my wife is super hot.

What no wife of a writer can ever understand...is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

To make a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life.

My wife has dated broke black dudes.

When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, "But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty." I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Whatever expenditure is sanctioned - even when it is sanctioned against the ministry's wish - the ministry must find the money. Accordingly, they have the strongest motive to oppose extra outlay. The ministry is (so to speak) the breadwinner of the political family, and has to meet the cost of philanthropy and glory; just as the head of a family has to pay for the charities of his wife and the toilette of his daughters.