Wife Quotes - Page 4

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

A man should be like a child with his wives, but if they need him, he should act like a man

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

There was a time when I thought I loved my first wife more than life itself. But now I hate her guts. I do. How do you explain that? What happened to that love? What happened to it, is what I'd like to know. I wish someone could tell me.

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.

My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

I have no wife whom I love so well that I would not put a javelin through her heart, and I would do it with clean hands.

I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss

My wife is possessive and I like that

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family.

Success, and even life itself, wouldn't be worth anything if I didn't have my wife and children by my side. They mean everything to me.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

I love my wife, I love my kids.

I call upon my God to judge me, he knows that I love my friends and above all others my wife and children, the, oppinion of the world to contrary notwithstanding.

With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private villa for a holiday. Hotels are now out of the question for my wife and I.

If you have flown, perhaps you can understand the love a pilot develops for flight. It is much the same emotion a man feels for a woman, or a wife for her husband.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.

The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe.

If Courtezans and Strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much Rigour as some silly People would have it, what Locks or Bars would be sufficient to preserve the Honour of our Wives and Daughters?

Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.