Wife Quotes - Page 6

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children!

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

I want to thank my wife who I don't normally usually associate with Iran. I want to thank you for working on our marriage for 10 Christmases. It's good. It is work, but it's the best kind of work, and there's no one I'd rather work with!

Somebody was saying to Picasso that he ought to make pictures of things the way they are-objective pictures. He mumbled that he wasn't quite sure what that would be. The person who was bullying him produced a photograph of his wife from his wallet and said, "There, you see, that is a picture of how she really is." Picasso looked at it and said, "She is rather small, isn't she? And flat?"

Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

Get rich if you're looking for a woman, Get pious if you're looking for a wife

The love of husband and wife, which is creative of new human life, is a marvellously personal sharing in the creative love of God who brings into being the eternal soul that comes to every human being with the gift of human life.

I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife.

If you were born in a country or at a time not only when nobody comes to kill your wife and your children, but also nobody comes to ask you to kill the wives and children of others, then render thanks to God and go in peace. But always keep this thought in mind: you might be luckier than I, but you’re not a better person.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness.

A man’s best friend is a good wife.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives

Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.

The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.

My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

The love of a wife to her husband may begin from the supply of her necessities, but afterwards she may also love his person: so the soul first loves Christ for salvation, but when it is brought to him, and finds what sweetness there is in him, then the soul loves him for himself, and esteems his person, as well as rejoices in his benefits.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!