Wife Quotes - Page 30

You can't take life for granted. I am lucky to have everything I've ever wanted. I've got a beautiful wife, a job I've always dreamed of...and my face on my own t-shirts.

There's something therapeutic about nudity. Clothing is one of the external things about a character. Take away the Gucci or Levi's and we're all the same. But not when the nanny is around. But I will with my wife and kids.

I've experienced more sunrises with my bandmates and friends out on the road than with my wife, because we're always up at these strange times in the mornings trying to catch a plane.

No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

It's harder being a woman director because on the whole women don't have husbands or boyfriends who are willing to be wives

I never quite know when I'm not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, "Dammit, Thurber, stop writing." She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

Being down 3-1 [in the Finals] was the worst feeling I've ever experienced in my life. I didn't want to talk to my teammates, I didn't want to talk to my wife, I didn't want to talk to my kids. And to come back from that is a lesson that you can come back from anything.

My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love your wife as Christ has loved the church.' Never forget that you are Christ's representative in serving your wife.

The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress.

No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

You might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives.

There is no gilding of setting sun or glamor of poetry to light up the ferocious and endless toil of the farmers' wives.

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

My wife has a line of fine Indian foods, that's kind of a very successful business. It's an interesting way to see life.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.

This specter of the female politician, who abandons her family to neglect for the sake of passing bills in parliament, is just as complete an illusion of the masculine brain, as the other specter whom Sydney Smith laid by a joke,--the woman who would forsake an infant for a quadratic equation.

It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later.

Never say about anything, "I have lost it," but only "I have given it back." Is your child dead? It has been given back. Is your wife dead? She has been returned.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.