Wife Quotes - Page 50

When... I told my father I wanted to be a writer, he had asked me to consider my unfortunate wife, who would have me about the house all day 'wearing a dressing gown, brewing tea and stumped for words'.

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

Gamesters and highwaymen are generally very good to their whores, but they are very devils to their wives.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.

Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be shewed by an outward meekness and lowliness in her speeches and carriage to her husband....For if there be not fear and reverence in the inferior, there can be no sound nor constant honor yielded to the superior.

And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!

Tis Lilith. Who? Adam's first wife is she. Beware the lure within her lovely tresses, The splendid sole adornment of her hair; When she succeeds therewith a youth to snare, Not soon again she frees him from her jesses.

If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.

I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia.

I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always there to help.

I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.

A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for 100-million dollars for making her look like a spoiled brat. Note to girl: guess what else makes you look like a spoiled brat? Being 15 and suing for a hundred million dollars.

I think a good husband has to depend on having a good wife.

I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest, to start my musical career again. Going for the big record deal and all of that.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

The closer a husband and wife get to God, the closer they get to each other. The farther away they get from God, the farther they get from each other.

Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them.

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

The grand reason of the burst of public sentiment in anathemas upon Christ and his disciples, causing his crucifixion, was evidently based upon polygamy, according to the testimony of the philosophers who rose in that age. A belief in the doctrine of a plurality of wives caused the persecution of Jesus and his followers. We might almost think they were 'Mormons.'