I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
I've never done online dating.
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good.
I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room.
London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
I think when people talk about improvising it turns into this silly thing like, "Oh there's like a hula hoop there and I'm like 'Oh what's going on here? Is this a really big ring?'"
Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
I never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for.
The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.
With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.
I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.
