Bill Cosby Quotes - Page 2

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants.

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.