Bill Cosby Quotes - Page 4

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.