Bill Hicks Quotes - Page 11

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

I've said all that I've had to say.

What are you reading for?

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

You all saw him - he had a gun.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?