Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
