She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
