Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
I got my hat pulled up low and no one can really see me. I'm ducked out. People do recognize me, and I have a pretty interesting fan base. It's a diverse group.
I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
America, I appreciate you liking me.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.
