To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
