Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.