Doug Stanhope Quotes about Drinking

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I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

Doug Stanhope

Drinking, Benefits, Knows

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

Doug Stanhope

Drinking, People, Age

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.

Doug Stanhope

Children, Drinking, People

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Doug Stanhope

Drinking, Sick, Alcohol

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

Doug Stanhope

Drinking, Games, Play

I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.

Doug Stanhope

Funny, Hate, Drinking

"Something to Take the Edge Off", 2000.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Doug Stanhope

Drinking, Drug, Lasts

I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!

Doug Stanhope

Funny, Drinking, Humor

"Doug Stanhope: Word of Mouth". Comedy, November 2002.

Doug Stanhope Quotes about Drinking

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