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Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Life, Hilarious
Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.9, HarperCollins Australia

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ellen DeGeneres
Hilarious, Gay, Judging

Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Hilarious, Running

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are. That's where us gay people come from - you heterosexuals.

Ellen DeGeneres
Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious
"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres
Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Cute, Hilarious
"My Point...And I Do Have One". Book by Ellen DeGeneres, 1995.

Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

Ellen DeGeneres
Hilarious, Oxygen, Cards

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