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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Life, Birthday
Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Life, Hilarious
Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.9, HarperCollins Australia

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Life, Cutting

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

Ellen DeGeneres
Life, Butterfly, Average
Ellen DeGeneres (2003). “The Funny Thing Is...”, p.52, Simon and Schuster

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Ellen DeGeneres
Funny, Life, Procrastination
"Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2003.

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