Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 10

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.

Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

People are just waiting around to get certified.

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.

I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.