Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 11

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

There is no hell, there's only France

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!