Mae West Quotes - Page 2

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

You are never too old to become younger!

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

Sex is emotion in motion.

A hard man is good to find.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.