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Oscar Wilde Quotes about Funny

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Funny, Life, Happiness

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Inspirational, Funny, Cat

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Oscar Wilde (2005). “The Prose of Oscar Wilde”, p.641, Cosimo, Inc.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Inspirational, Funny, Positive

Lady Windermere's Fan act 3 (1892)

God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.

Funny, Law, People

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

Oscar Wilde (2014). “Epigrams and Aphorisms”, p.14, BoD – Books on Demand

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Funny, Wisdom, Witty

Oscar Wilde “The Picture of Dorian Gray - and more”, Eighty Pence Books

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Funny, Life, Marriage

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Funny, Life, Hilarious

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Funny, Humor, Men

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Love, Funny, Sarcastic

Oscar Wilde (2016). “Aphorisms”, p.3, Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Funny, Clever, Hipster

Oscar Wilde (2007). “Epigrams of Oscar Wilde”, p.153, Wordsworth Editions

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up

"Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young" (1894)

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Funny, Marriage, Sexy

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Funny, Life, Witty

Oscar Wilde (2012). “Epigrams”, p.37, BoD – Books on Demand

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

Funny, Life, Sarcastic

Oscar Wilde, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays”, p.810, GENERAL PRESS

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

Funny, Positive, Witty

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

Funny, Sarcastic, Ignorance

Oscar Wilde, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays”, p.697, GENERAL PRESS

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Funny, Marriage, Couple

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic

Oscar Wilde (2014). “The Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde”, p.127, Courier Corporation

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Inspirational, Funny, Inspiring

An Ideal Husband act 2 (1895)

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

Funny, Witty, War

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Funny, Sarcastic, Freedom

'The Soul of Man under Socialism'

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

Funny, Positive, Attitude

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