Robin Williams Quotes - Page 2

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.