I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.