Spike Milligan Quotes - Page 3

Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

A lot of learning canbe a little thing.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

I'm Irish. We think sideways

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

I told you I was sick.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.