Spike Milligan Quotes about Funny

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Funny, Life, Happiness

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Funny, Nature, Laughter

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Funny, Humor, One Day

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Funny, Life, Friendship

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Funny, People, Born

Spike Milligan (2014). “Puckoon”, p.48, Penguin UK

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

Funny, Humor, Lost

"The Last Goon Show of All", October 5, 1972.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Funny, Fathers Day, Dad

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

Funny, Dog, Children

"Indefinite Articles: Culled from His Newspaper Writings & Scunthorpe".

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Funny, Doctors, Office

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Funny, Witty, Humorous

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Funny, Witty, Humorous

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Funny, Crazy, Silly

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