Personal philosophy: Clothing optional
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight.
A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song
What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?
That's what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy - something that's completely committed and more approached as an acting exercise, as opposed to being worried about whether to be funny or not. The comedy comes from the context.
Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context.
I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.
Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?
When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?
I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason.
Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.
Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.
But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye.... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That's about all you need.
One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.
You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing.
I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.
I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.
Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself.
