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Will Rogers Quotes - Page 3

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A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

Smart, Book, Communication

"The Will Rogers Book".

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Funny, Party, Political Will

"Will Rogers, Ambassador of Good Will, Prince of Wit and Wisdom". Book by Patrick Joseph O'Brien. Chapter 9, 1935.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

Tinkering, Congress, Ten Commandments

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Inflation

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Inspirational, Funny, Family

Norman Vincent Peale, Marjorie Holmes, Arthur Gordon, Will Rogers (1995). “To father, with love: wisdom from Guideposts”, Dimensions for Living

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Funny, Country, Sarcasm

"Creative Leadership: Mining the Gold in Your Workforce". Book by A. S. Migs Damiani, p. 168, 1998.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Death, Government, Political Will

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Inspirational, Funny, Success

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Funny, Leadership, Drinking

"The Manly Wisdom of Will Rogers". "Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts". Book by Nina Colman, p. 316, 2001.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Funny, Life, Change

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1988). “The Will Rogers scrapbook”, Random House Value Publishing

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Inspirational, Rights, Civilization

Will Rogers, Steven K. Gragert, Judy G. Buckholz, Oklahoma State University, Will Rogers Memorial Commission (1974). “The Writings of Will Rogers”

The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.

Fighting, Ignorant

Will Rogers (1978). “Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Coolidge years, 1926-1929”, Will Rogers Heritage Trust

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Inspirational, Funny, Adversity

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Dog, Nature, Animal

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

War, Stopping, Lasts

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.

Business, Successful, Satisfaction

Will Rogers (1981). “Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Coolidge Years, 1927-1929”

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Horse, Gambling, People

Never miss a chance to shut up

Missing, Chance, Shut Up

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Witty, Sunset, Political Will

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Time, People, Gossip

"The New Speaker's Treasury of Wit and Wisdom". Book by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 190, 1958.

Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.

Believe, Purpose, Knows

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Men, People, Political

Will Rogers (1982). “More letters of a self-made diplomat”, Oklahoma State University Press

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

Reputation, Lifetime, Minutes

The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.

Winning, Government, Political

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