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Will Rogers Quotes - Page 2

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

Golf, Men, Long Ago

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Funny, Dog, Thinking

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Wisdom, Trying, Formulas

Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.

Government, Office, President

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Digging A Hole, Finding Yourself, Digging Ditches

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

Government, Amusement, Investigation

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Leadership, Summer, Risk

Common sense ain't common.

Funny, Common Sense, Common

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Inspirational, Basketball, Educational

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Inspirational, Life, Motivational

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Funny Happy Birthday, Waiting In Line, Getting Older

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Inspirational, Funny, Life

"The Graduation Speech I'd Give, if Anyone Asked" by Karina Bland, www.azcentral.com. June 03, 2015.

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week

Inspiration, Tails, Causes

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

Vision, Hallucinations, Plans

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Witty, Party, Political

"At the Ziegfeld Follies".

The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.

Night, Hands, People

"And Here's How It All Happened". Syndicated column #518. "Will Rogers' Daily Telegrams: The Hoover years, 1931-1933". Book by Steven Gragert, 1982.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Inspirational, Life, Positive

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Men, Libertarian, Socialism

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

Investing, Remember, Being Generous

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Cute, Death, Loyalty

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Funny, People, Faces

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

Lying, Ignorance, Knows

There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again

Business, Inspiration, Doe

Will Rogers (1982). “Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Roosevelt Years, 1933-1935”

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Cowboy, Spurs, Cowgirls

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