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I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.

Rodney Dangerfield
Truth, Makeup, Men
"Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.