Authors:
  1. Quotes
  2. Authors
  3. G
  4. Groucho Marx
  5. Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his...

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

Groucho Marx
Funny, Marriage, Might
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.