Alcohol Quotes - Page 12

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

I know we promised Haymitch, we'd do exactly what they said, but I don't think he considered this angle.' 'Where is Haymitch, anyway? Isn't he supposed to protect us from this sort of thing?' says Peeta. 'With all that alcohol in him, it's probably not advisable to have him around an open flame,' I say.

It's ridiculous that we continue to incarcerate anyone for using a substance that actually causes far less damage than alcohol. No one goes out looking for fights on marijuana. No one dies from marijuana intoxication. And no one should be jailed for possessing marijuana.

What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other measure that would accomplish so much to promote law and order?

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

I drink to forget I drink.

L'alcool est le monarque des liquides, et porte au dernier degre l'exaltation palatale. Alcohol is the prince of liquids, and carries the palate to its highest pitch of exaltation.

The smallest quantity of alcohol scares away novel ideas.

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life.

An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes.

I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.

The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids decision not to drink alcohol.