Alcohol Quotes - Page 13

If I started drinking again, there would be a lot of people bringing me pot because I can't handle alcohol. I just am not a good drinker. I get a little alcohol in me and I start trying to change the world, and that's not good. A lot of people are the same way. So that's why I don't drink anymore.

If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.

If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I don't smoke, or drink a lot of alcohol, and I train almost every day.

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.

I know why we're here. We're all here because we're not all there.

One of Satan's sharpest tools is alcohol, for it blinds and deafens, numbs and manacles, impoverishes and maims, and kills unfortunate victims.

The last show we played, I was straight as a die. It did feel weird not to be hiding behind alcohol or dope, but being focused was... good.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Eugenie, my sweet, your outraged protests are adorable, but they only continue to slow us down. If you want me to help you, then let me. If you don't, then take me to one of those places where human women wear revealing clothing and quickly lose their virtue through alcohol.

You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

There are even more fatalities from cirrhoses of the liver [than automobiles], yet Congress has not once mentioned outfitting us all with anti- alcohol equipment.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

Legalizing marijuana would make a lot of sense, I don't think there's a single case of marijuana overdose on record and tens of millions of users. It's much less dangerous than alcohol, for example.

Smoke that herb and clear your mind.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.

I wish I'd drunk more champagne.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I know something about dread myself, and appreciate the elaborate systems with which some people fill the void, appreciate all the opiates of the people, whether they are as accessible as alcohol and heroin and promiscuity or as hard to come by as faith in God or History.

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.

There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.