Alcohol Quotes - Page 16

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs or alcohol, you're not going to be able to compete. It's going to be a disaster. And you know, it potentially can ruin your life.

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.

Our body craves what is in our bloodstream. Wheat, sugar, alcohol, coffee & de-vitalized foods are designed to be addictive!

In Stratford you either turn into an alcoholic or you better write.

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have to drink? Oh that's right you don't drink." Just speak up and say, 'Of course I drink. But I just don't drink alcohol.'

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

I grew up in a pretty tough neighborhood. I grew up around drugs, alcohol, prostitution, I grew up around everything, and I think part of seeing that from really young has made me really steer very far away from it in all of its forms.

It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing.

Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.

According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12.

The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

We're beginning to realize that drowsiness or sleep deprivation, fatigue, is beginning to outstrip alcohol as a cause of accidents in transportation, particularly on the highway.

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

I think that I'm coming off as the biggest alcoholic in the world.

Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.

It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.

For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy alcohol, we shouldn't allow them to go to stores and buy video games.

the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it.

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.