Alcohol Quotes - Page 2

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead!

I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.

Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.

I am more afraid of King Alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.

Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide the invisible sell - invisible, that is, to the conscious mind.

I don't smoke marijuana anymore. I don't drink. Marijuana is a handicap. So is alcohol. Alcohol is a terrible handicap. But in spite of being a handicap, it shouldn't be criminal.

Civilization begins with distillation

An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires he has already watched and ascertained; and, with those whose peculiarities he has had no opportunity of learning, he should politely inquire how they wish their beverages served, and use his best judgment in endeavoring to fulfill their desires to their entire satisfaction. In this way he will not fail to acquire popularity and success.

If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Ice cubes sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than sexy models in cheesecake poses.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you.

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

Anyone who has lived through it, or those who are now living through it, knows that caring about an addict is as complex and fraught and debilitating as addiction itself.

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!