Alcohol Quotes - Page 5

I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna lock me in, hitting the bottle again.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

Every friend of freedom... must be as revolted as I am by the prospect of turning the United States into an armed camp, by the vision of jails filled with casual drug users and of an army of enforcers empowered to invade the liberty of citizens on slight evidence.

In the early days I was incredibly creative and productive - I loved the research trips, I loved the creation and finding technical solutions to creative challenges. I didn't need alcohol and the pills for that. What changed was, I was afraid to say no - that little word, N.O. Because I thought it showed weakness. And with more and more success I would just say yes. And keep on taking more work on - which took its toll.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves would restore us to sanity.

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

You won't hear any more alcohol songs from Snoop Dogg - unless I stumble upon some Hennessy.

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it made sense to me. And I think it was kind of pointed out that you know if you were allergic to strawberries, you wouldn't eat strawberries. And that made sense to me.