Alcohol Quotes - Page 4

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

You do not need drugs and alcohol to change who you are - You are perfect just the way you are.

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

You put me in charge of Medicaid, the first thing I'd do is get [female recipients] Norplant, birth-control implants, or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs and alcohol, and if you want to [reproduce] or use drugs or alcohol, then get a job.

It did occur to me that the effect of good literature may be as dizzying as that of alcohol.

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

The abuse of food, alcohol, or drugs is essentially a material response to a need that isn't really physical at its foundation.. What we are looking for is pure joy rather than mere sensation, or even oblivion of sensation. Addiction is unrecognized spiritual craving.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running the slightest risk, and what you say when you want it is, 'Garcon! Un Pernod!'

My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health.

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.

We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere.