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Baby Quotes - Page 105

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.451, Penguin

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

"Sarah Silverman: Turning Ignorance Into Comedy". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. April 22, 2010.

Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?

Sarah Rees Brennan (2010). “The Demon's Covenant”, p.53, Simon and Schuster

It may take a village to raise a baby, but hell! it takes an army to produce a book.

Sara Sheridan (2016). “Brighton Belle”, p.247, Kensington

I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next".

"Talking in Our Pajamas: A Conversation with Sandra Cisneros on Finding Your Voice, Fear of Highways, Tacos, Travel, and the Need for Peace in the World". Interview with Ruth Behar, quod.lib.umich.edu. 2008.

You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.

"Talking in Our Pajamas: A Conversation with Sandra Cisneros on Finding Your Voice, Fear of Highways, Tacos, Travel, and the Need for Peace in the World". Interview with Ruth Behar, quod.lib.umich.edu. September 28, 2006.

Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles.

Samuel Johnson (1836). “Johnsoniana; or supplement to Boswell; being Anecdotes and sayings of Dr. Johnson, etc”, p.2

I want to buy a house. I want to retire well. I want to have baby.

"Sallie Krawcheck of Ellevest and the Gender Investing Gap". Interview With Denver Frederick, www.denver-frederick.com. August 18, 2016.