Beer Quotes - Page 26

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any.

I wish life was not so short. Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.

It's a weird thing with accents. When I go home it gets a lot stronger, when I've had a few beers it gets a lot stronger.

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops.

Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.

One thing with Montreal is it's so cold and everyone's so poor and beer's so cheap: if you go to a show you have to brave the weather to get there. So you show up and everyone's soaking wet - there's a sense of 'I trekked through three feet of snow to get here!' I think there's a kind of camaraderie that arises out of that, that's important to me as well.

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.

You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved from the darts board to the bar, and from the bar to the door of the Gents ... "The beer was better," he said finally. "And cheaper! When I was a young man, mild beer - wallop we used to call it - was fourpence a pint. That was before the war, of course." "Which war was that?" said Winston. "It's all wars," said the old man vaguely. He took up his glass, and his shoulders straightened again. "'Ere's wishing you the very best of 'ealth!

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross!

Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.