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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Mark Twain
Drinking, Beer, Men

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Mark Twain
Book, Beer, Men

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

Mark Twain
Book, Biblical, Beer

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Mark Twain
Drinking, Beer, Politics
Mark Twain (2016). “What Is Man? And Other Essays”, p.151, Xist Publishing

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

Mark Twain
Wisdom, Book, Beer
Notebook, 2 July 1867

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

Mark Twain
Humorous, Beer, House
Mark Twain (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)”, p.3472, Delphi Classics

Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

Mark Twain
Art, Book, Beer
"Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World". Volume II,

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