Birthday Quotes - Page 2

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute allowed is the absolute insistence that there is no absolute.

The only thing better than singing is more singing.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All we can do when we think of kids today is think of more hours of school, earlier age at the computer, and curfews. Who would want to grow up in that world?

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.

The golden age is before us, not behind us.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?