Burgers Quotes - Page 2

I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

Whether you sell hamburgers or computers, we’re all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers’ expectations every day.

You are what you think you eat.

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.

I used to be monastic, almost. Now I'm like a Tibetan that has discovered hamburgers and television. I'm catching up on Americana.

That's the thing with handmade items. They still have the person's mark on them, and when you hold them, you feel less alone. This is why everyone who eats a Whopper leaves a little more depressed than they were when they came in. Nobody cooked that burger.

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

You are what you think you are.

I like our ads. I like beautiful women eating burgers in bikinis. I think it's very American.

But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.

I'm an extremist. Either I'm being healthy and organic, or I want a big, juicy In-N-Out burger, I want it all now! It sure makes me happy.

You stackin cheddar cause you working at the burger place.

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers.

The French like burgers, Madonna and Miami Vice.

We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat.

The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.