Cigar Quotes - Page 2

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.

Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship.

Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.